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红 衣 女 郎
见鬼 我干嘛站在这儿？ How the hell did I get up here?
连我自己都没法儿相信 I still can't believe it.
就在四个星期前 我和现在判若两人 Just four weeks ago, I was a completely different person.
我的生活平淡无奇 I had no adventure in my life.
我有一个妻子 I had a wife.
我有一个家庭 I had a family.
而每次遇到漂亮女人 我绝不会多看两眼 And I never looked twice when a pretty girl walked by.
绝不 Never.
- 我到四楼 - 我也是 - Four, please. - Me, too.
- 要帮忙吗？ - 是的 我在找... 哦 这是怎么了？ - Can I help you? - Yes, I'm looking... What's that?
空调机出了毛病 一会儿就好了 It's the air conditioner. It'll come on in a second.
- 抱歉 - 不好意思 - Sorry. - Excuse me.
请原谅 I beg your pardon!
我的公文包掉了 I'm losing my briefcase.
我不知道 I don't know.
不 我之前从来没有试过 No, I've never tried it that way before.
不 我没有不安 No, I'm not worried.
只是我之前从来没有做过 It's just that I've never tried it in that position before.
对我来说那是全新的 It's all new to me.
我知道你必须在放进去之前弄湿 Well, I know you have to wet it before you put it in.
你必须那么做 否则就完了 You have to, or it could break off.
多久？ 我也不知道多久 How far? I don't know how far.
我想都是那样的 All the way, I suppose.
你可以一直摇摆 让毛发垂下来 I know you have to keep wiggling it to get all the hairs off it.
够了 All right!
挂掉电话 Put that phone down.
我现在不能跟你说了 待会儿再联系 I can't talk to you now. I'll call you back later.
你一定要在工作室说那些话吗？ Do you have to talk like that at work?
你就不能把污言秽语留到家里去说吗？ Can't you save that filthy stuff until you get home?
那是我弟弟 That was my brother.
- 弟弟？ - 是的 - Your brother? - Yeah.
我们想在家里建一个摄影室 He and I are trying to set up a photo-processing lab at my place.
那样的话 我回家后就可以继续工作了 比如说... That way I can take stuff home. For example...
好了 All right!
- 广告宣传活动的资料在什么地方？ - 在第三层楼... - Where's the figures on the cable-car campaign? - It's on the third floor...
现在就给我拿来 我们浪费的时间已经够多了 Get them for me right away! We've wasted enough time on this.
是 先生 Yes, sir.
我为此耗费了两个月 I spent two months on that.
- 我要你把蓝图拿来给我看 - 好的 - I want you to roll down the map and show me. - All right.
好 Okay.
喂？ Hello?
你今晚愿意和我一起吃晚饭吗？ Will you have dinner with me tonight?
什么？ What?
在北滩的拉帕里玛餐厅 La Primavera, in North Beach.
今晚 Tonight.
我知道你是谁 I know who you are.
九点整？ 9:00?
为什么约我？ Why?
就是想约你 Just because.
九点整 I can't make it at...
我来不及 ...9:00.
九点十分 行吗？ Say, 9:10?
行 Yes.
你为什么跟我讲德语？ Why are you speaking to me in German?
为什么？ Why?
因为模特公司的经纪人跟我说你是从德国来的 I mean, the modeling agency told me that you were from Germany.
我不是德国人 It's not me.
哦 我最好再查一下 Well, I'd better check.
我打算去哪儿来着？ Where am I going?
我好看吗？ How do I look?
耳环是不是太花哨了？ The earrings are too much, aren't they?
算了 你替我拿着吧 Here, you keep 'em for me, honey.
我来拿 你专心驾驶 I'll do it. You keep your eyes on the road.
反正把我的耳朵也夹疼了 They were killing me, anyway.
蒂蒂 我想问你什么事来着？ Didi, what was I gonna ask you?
我想问你一件事情 I wanted to ask you something.
你今晚想去看电影吗？ Would you like to go to the movies tonight?
今晚学习小组有聚会 Tonight's study group.
聚会？ What do you mean?
今天星期几？ 星期三吗？ What's today? Today's Wednesday?
我还以为是星期四 I thought today was Thursday.
我这是怎么了？ What's the matter with me?
如果你不介意的话 我今晚还是想去看电影 I'd like to go anyway, if it's all right with you.
我可不想和小组的疯子们在一起 I can't put up with those crazies tonight.
我已经安排好了 你带孩子们去看电影吧 It's all arranged. You're taking the girls to the movies.
我答应过孩子 你会带她们去的 而你也应该放松一晚 I promised them you would. Anyway, you deserve a night out.
你看好吗？ So, what do you say?
- 你说呢 当然可以 - 你真好 - What do you mean? Of course. Sure. - You're wonderful.
亲爱的 Honey.
今晚见 See you tonight.
谢谢你开车送我 Thanks for the lift.
你发球的时候真逗啊 泰迪 You know, you're cute when you serve.
你这家伙紧张什么 发球啊 Go ahead, Teddy. What are you nervous about? Serve the ball.
别吵 让他发球 你急什么 Now come on, calm down. Let the man serve, Buddy.
你没必要担心 只是击球得分而已 又不是要你的命 You got nothing to worry about. It's only set point. It's not like your life.
只不过小小的伤害了你的自尊 It's just your self-respect.
泰迪 你发个好球 直接得分 Give him that solid one. Give him the ace. Teddy, come on!
是不是我的话太多了？ What is it? Am I talking too much?
好吧 咱们安静一会儿 泰迪要发球了 We'll calm down. We'll take it easy. Teddy wants to serve.
好了吗？ Okay?
你能行的 把球发到右边 You can do it. Put it right in there.
漂亮的发球 What a serve!
换防 Switch!
太棒了 你准备好了吗？ 我要进攻了 Okay, here we go now. You ready? Get that racquet ready, I'm coming at you.
这球是我的 This baby is mine!
- 你击中球网了 - 惯性触网 - You hit the net. - Follow-through.
- 你犯规 - 这是惯性触网 - You can't! - On the follow-through!
- 你不能击中球网 - 我这是惯性触网 - You still can't hit the net. - I hit it on the follow-through.
我是先击中球 然后再惯性触网 I hit this ball first, then the net, on the follow-through.
我们得分 6比2 你们要输了 It's our point. It's 6-2. You're in the shit house.
- 有没有人说过你很逗？ - 你也很逗 - Anybody ever tell you you're cute? - You're cute, too.
- 你还好吧？ - 还好 - How you doing? - Okay.
怎么了 你在生乔的气吗？ What's the matter, he getting to you?
不 No.
- 到底怎么啦？ - 没事儿 - So, what's that matter? - Nothing.
嘿 Hey!
你们看 Look at that!
哦 天哪 这小妞身材太好了 Oh, my. That is serious Nautilus.
姑娘们 Miss!
谢谢你们 Thank you.
你们的球拍看上去真不错 Those are fine-looking racquets you got there, girls.
是不是圆头的啊？ What are they, Heads?
乔伊 有个电话找你 Joe, there's a phone call for you.
你帮我接一下 好吗？ Do me a favor and take it for me, will you?
我是在不同的晚上见到她们的 我怎么知道他们是姐妹？ I met them on separate nights. How could I know they're sisters?
- 你麻烦大了 - 不可能 - You're in a lot of trouble, Joe. - No way.
我首先在七点钟和妹妹约会 然后在九点十五分和姐姐约会 时间很充裕 I got a date with the little one at 7:00 and the older one at 9:15. Plenty of time.
那么你的妻子特丽莎呢？ What about Theresa?
特丽莎怎么了？ What about Theresa?
她有没有发现你和别人在一起？ Doesn't she notice anything when you go with someone for a while?
比如和那个姑娘 难道她就不会怀疑你吗？ Like you used to go with that girl before. Doesn't she think anything's up?
听着 Look.
特丽莎忙着照料孩子 她没时间去管别的事 Theresa's got the kids to worry about. She's too busy to notice anything.
那些孩子又那么可爱 And they're great kids.
她38岁了 是个快乐的已婚妇女 She's 38 years old, she's a very happily married woman.
所以她整天笑容满面 You see. She smiles all the time.
- 她也有吗？ - 她有什么？ - Does she do it? - Does she do what?
你什么意思 “她也有吗？” What do you mean, "Does she do what?"
- 你什么意思 “她也有吗？” - 她也跟别人那个吗？ - What do you mean, "Does she do what?" - Does she does she do it, too?
- 什么那个？ - 她是不是也有婚外情？ - Do what, too? - Does she have affairs, too?
泰迪 你是我的朋友 我爱你 Teddy, you're my friend, and I love you.
你是个可爱的敏感的家伙 You're a sweet, sensitive guy...
可你的想法也太幼稚了 ...but you're very naive.
认为我老婆有婚外情 To think that my Theresa...
- 那太可笑了 - 我只是随便问问 - ...would fool around? - I just asked a question.
你能相信这家伙说的吗？ 太令人难以想象了 Do you believe this man asking whether my Theresa would fool around?
你跟你老婆上床才令人难以想象呢 I find it hard to imagine your wife sleeping with you.
泰迪 Teddy.
你笑我什么啊？ What am I laughing at?
你确定吗？ Are you sure?
好吧 我会告诉他的 谢谢 All right, I'll let him know. Thank you.
- 你会留下来吃午饭吗？ - 不会 乔 - Are you staying for lunch, Doctor? - No. Joe!
邻居还说了些什么？ What else did the neighbor say?
没什么 她今天早上去还盘子的时候 Nothing. She was coming over to return a warming tray...
看见特丽莎正在往外走 ...and she ran into the bunch coming down the steps.
还有孩子和家具 Theresa, the kids, and all the furniture.
门外还停着一辆车 There was a big van waiting for them.
臭婊子 What a bitch.
别这么说 她也是我们的朋友 Come on, she was our friend, too.
家具是她买的吗？ Wonder if it was her furniture?
- 你干嘛说这种话？ - 难道要我们哭吗？ - Why do you have to talk about that? - What should we do, cry?
我只是想知道 她有权利搬走家具吗？ I just want to know if she had a right to take all the furniture.
特丽莎写的？ Is it from Theresa?
她看见我和别的女人拍的照片了 Found a picture of me with another woman.
裸照？ Naked?
在夜总会拍的照片 In a night club.
这不是巧合 This isn't happening.
这不该发生 这不该发生 This isn't fucking happening! It's not happening!
婊子养的 Son of a bitch!
臭娘们儿 去死吧 Bitches, fucking whore!
泰迪 我们得让乔振作起来 Teddy, what could we do to cheer up Joe?
- 今天晚上玩『瞎子游戏』怎么样？ - 我做不了 - Want to do the blind man with me tonight? - I can't do that.
- 迈克你来干吧 - 不行 我会紧张 - You do the blind man with me? - No, I get nervous.
乔需要放松 Joe needs a good laugh.
我们带乔去上次把他赶出来的那个餐厅 We'll take him to the place where they threw him out.
我会很紧张 I get too nervous.
当时他穿了一件羊毛衫 可他们非得让他再穿上夹克 Came in with a cardigan. They wanted him to put on one of their jackets.
- 怎么样 迈克？ - 不 我会紧张的 - Okay, Michael? Come on. - No, I get too nervous.
- 难道你和舒马赫太太好上啦？ - 我没有和她好上 - Are you tied up with Mrs. Schumacher? - I'm not tied up with her.
- 舒马赫太太是谁？ - 迈克他老板的妻子 - 难以置信 - What Mrs. Schumacher? - His boss's wife. - I don't believe it.
你没有听错 他在追求舒马赫医生的老婆 I'm telling you. You were away on vacation. He's banging Dr. Schumacher's wife.
真有你的 你和舒马赫的老婆做爱了吗？ You-son-of-a-gun! Are you making it with Schumacher's wife?
- 就一晚上 - 突发事件 - Only at night. - If it's an emergency.
- “就一晚上？” - 问他吧 - "Only at night?" - Ask him.
那天我开车去他们家的时候 The time it takes me to drive there...
正好术科医生去医院动手术了 ...is the exact same time it takes him to scrub and put on his gloves.
如果手术时间不长 手术不难 我就不会去了 If it's not a big job, it's not worth it to me. If it's appendicitis, I don't go.
比如说膀胱炎啊 But, if it's peritonitis or a gall bladder...
“哦 亲爱的 好消息 大手术” "Hello, honey, good news. It's a quadruple bypass!"
然后 你就这么说 So, you say like this:
“皮尔斯先生在家吗？” 语气要低 "Is Mr. Pierce there, please?" Very timid.
- “皮尔斯先生在家吗？” - 对 就这样说 - "Is Mr. Pierce there, please?" - That's it, just like that.
然后我过来接电话 说道 “喂？” Then I'll get on the phone and say, "Hello?"
然后再待一会儿 就好像我在听你讲话似的 接着我就说 Then I'm going to wait a few seconds, like I'm listening to you, and then I'll say:
“什么？” "What?
你要我现在就出来？ "You want me to come out right now?
“难道你自己就不能够应付理查德吗？” "Are you sure that you can't handle this by yourself, Richard?"
- 谁是理查德？ - 理查德是我的助理 - Who's Richard? - Richard's my assistant.
跟我在一个办公室工作 He works here at the office with me.
明白了？ Clear?
你搞女人了？ Is it a woman?
搞女人？ Is it a woman?
不 只是... No. It's...
“搞女人？” "Is it a woman?"
你胡想什么呀？ What goes on in your head?
不 这只是... No, it's just...
我们计划... ...we're planning...
嗯 这事太复杂了 Well, it's too complicated.
但是别告诉蒂蒂 But don't tell Didi...
这是个美妙的惊喜 ...because it's a wonderful surprise.
- 你让我八点十五分打电话？ - 八点十五分 - You want me to call you at 8:15? - 8:15.
八点十五分准时打 It has to be at 8:15 sharp.
- 嗨 爸爸 - 嗨 宝贝 - Hi, Daddy. - Hello, sweetie pie.
妈妈告诉你今晚的事了吗？ Did Mom tell you about tonight?
- 不 蜜思 对不起 - 我很抱歉 爸爸 但是 - No. Missy, I'm sorry... - I'm sorry, Daddy, but...
谢利一直到四点才买到票 ...Shelly didn't get the tickets until 4:00.
我知道你很想看电影 I know you really wanted to go to the movie...
可这是千载难逢的好机会啊 爸爸 ...but it's a once-in-a-lifetime chance, and his uncle had some pull.
- 你说的什么票？ - 大卫·鲍伊的演唱会 - What tickets are you talking about? - David Bowie.
那你不能去看电影了？ You mean, you can't go to the movie?
真对不起 我很抱歉 I'm sorry, Daddy. I feel so bad.
哦 不 没什么 No. Don't be silly.
你一定很失望吧？ Are you really disappointed?
这个嘛... Well...
不要紧的 我的确想去 不过... No, I mean, I wanted to go, sure, but...
总有一些预料不到的事情 So these things happen.
我能理解 I understand that.
- 还记得谢利吗 爸爸？ - 当然记得 - You remember Shelly, don't you? - Of course.
你好吗？ How are you?
我很好 I'm fine.
你是犹太人 是不是？ You're a Jewish boy, aren't you?
我的母亲和父亲是犹太人 My mother and father are Jewish.
明白了 I see.
- 你要带我的女儿去大卫·布伊的演唱会？ - 是大卫·鲍伊 爸爸 - You're taking my little girl to see David Boowie? - Bowie.
大卫·鲍伊 Bowie.
你要照顾好 You take care...
我的姑娘 ...of my girl.
你要照顾好我的姑娘 You take care of my girl.
我相信你们都听说过字母表饮食减肥法 Now, of course, I'm sure you've heard about the alphabet diet.
那需要26周的时间 Now, that takes 26 weeks.
第一周 你们从A字母疗程开始 The first week, you're allowed anything that begins with an "A."
然后第二周 就得是B字母疗程 And, then onto the second week, you're allowed anything that begins with a "B."
有一点需要注意 There's only one problem.
当你们进行到P字母疗程时 大家必须照顾好自己 You have to watch yourself carefully because by the time you get to "P"...
你可以在K字母疗程上减掉许多脂肪 ...you might put on all the weight you lost on "K."
不好意思 Excuse me.
然后 当你开始X字母疗程时 情况将会非常困难 And then, when you get to "X," it's very difficult...
因为你得准备适合自己的减肥食谱 例如“X- Benedict” ...because you start making up your own spelling, like "X- Benedict"...
或者“X- tra helpings” ..."X- tra helpings."
但是 我并不推荐它们 So, I would not recommend that diet.
你把手伸进我的衣兜里干嘛？ You go through my pockets now?
不 No.
不是 我还欠马蒂十美元 Not yet. I owe Marty $10.
我觉得马蒂喜欢你 I think he likes you.
你觉得谁都喜欢我 You think everyone likes me.
- 事实如此 - 哦 行了 - They do. - Oh, well.
我开会之前要不要给你做点吃的？ Can I get you anything before I start my study group?
哦 上帝啊 Oh, God.
亲爱的 出什么事了？ What honey? What's the matter?
没什么 根本就不值一谈 Nothing. It's not even worth talking about.
什么？ What?
下班前 我的老板拿着一堆东西来跟我说 I was leaving my office and the boss comes in with this pile of stuff and two assistants...
“明天早晨以前要把它们全都清理完毕” ...says, "Clean this up for tomorrow morning."
所以我就成了机器人了 "Clean this up." Now I'm a cleaning man.
- 要多久才能干完？ - 多久？ 整晚工作才能干完 - Will it take long? - Take long? No, not if I work all night.
我太累了 我真不知道能不能把它干完 I'm just so tired, that's all. I just don't know if I can stay awake.
我太累了 I'm so tired.
哦 宝贝 Baby. Here.
我分了一半给理查德 I gave half to Richard, but...
可他大惊小怪惊慌失措 我真不知道他能不能干完 ...he panics, he gets so nervous. I don't know if he can handle it.
小可怜 我给你倒杯喝的怎么样？ Baby. Can I fix you a drink?
我觉得 You know...
他们就是在故意欺负我 ...I really think they're taking advantage of me.
- 苏打加点酒好吗？ - 好的 那太好了 - Want Campari and soda? - Yeah, that would be nice.
谢谢 Thanks.
只是... You just...
工作必须要有一个限度 You gotta draw a line and say, "No more.
你不能再干了 你不能超过这个限度 "You can't go past this line."
谁会留在这儿吃晚饭？ Who's staying for dinner?
亲爱的 你干嘛刮胡子？ Honey, why are you shaving?
我干嘛刮胡子啊？ Why am I shaving?
我这是怎么了？ What the hell is the matter with me?
这条领带是你自己拿出来的？ Did you want this tie out?
不 No.
我要两条领带干什么？ What do I want another tie for?
亲爱的 你太累了 Honey, you're overtired.
我想你最好在吃饭之前先休息一下 I think that you should take a little nap before you eat.
过来 坐在阿姨身边 Come here and sit close to me.
什么情况？ What's this?
你什么意思？ 这是乔的小儿子 What do you mean? This is Joe's little boy.
我知道他是乔的小儿子 但他怎么会在这儿呢？ I know it's Joe's little boy, but what's he doing here?
微...笑... S-M-I-L-E.
小男孩他的... Where is his...
妈...咪... 在哪里？ ...M- O-M-M-Y?
她没跟我说 她只说住一个晚上 She didn't tell me. It's just for one night.
- 她没跟你说？ - 不 她没说 - She didn't tell you? - No, she didn't.
你别吓着他哟 Don't frighten him.
多可爱的小鸡鸡 What a cute little pee-pee.
别碰他的小鸡鸡 You leave his little pee-pee alone.
他爸爸的小鸡鸡把家庭都给搞破裂了 His Daddy's little pee-pee started all this.
一 二 三 开始 One, two, three. Hit it.
- 你们好 先生们 今晚过的好吗？ - 很好 你感觉怎样 安迪？ - Hello, gentlemen. How are we tonight? - Fine, how you feeling, Andy?
我感觉怎样？ 你什么意思？ 难道我必须感觉很糟糕吗？ How am I feeling? What do you mean? Why shouldn't I be feeling fine?
不 这位先生只是想知道你感觉如何？ No, this nice man just wanted to know how you were.
我感觉非常好 I'm fabulous!
我这一生从未这样好过 I've never felt better in my life!
那太棒了 Well, great.
你们想喝什么？ What'll you have?
- 你想喝什么 安迪？ - 威士忌加冰 - What'll you have, Andy? - Southern Comfort with ice.
来两杯 Make that two.
好的 Okay. You bet.
我马上就回来 我去锁车 I'll be right back. I gotta lock my car.
威士忌来了 There you are.
香烟呢？ Cigarette?
- 什么声音？ - 没什么 先生 正在给你倒酒 - What was that? - Nothing, sir. Just setting up your drinks.
- 什么声音？ - 没什么 - What was that? - Nothing.
杰克 Jake!
- 他说他马上就... - 杰克 - He said he'd be back in just... - Jake!
他说他马上就回来 安迪 He said he'd be back in a minute, Andy.
- 你怎么知道我的名字？ - 呃 你的朋友说的... - How did you know any name? - Well, your friend called you...
杰克 Jake!
你在哪儿？ Where are you?
怎么啦？ What is this?
你在干嘛？ What are you doing?
你想对我干嘛？ What are you doing with me?
这又是什么？ What is this?
这是什么鬼东西？ What the hell is this thing?
这到底是什么地方？ What kind of a place is this?
嘿 Hey!
- 我就在这里 安迪 - 杰克 - I'm right here, Andy. - Jake!
我在这里 I'm right here.
别再离开我了 杰克 Don't ever leave me again, Jake.
我很抱歉 他看不见... I'm sorry, he can't, he's...
很抱歉 Sorry.
现在的时间是八点零九分五十秒 At the tone, the time will be 8:09 and 50 seconds.
好了 该上床去睡觉了 All right, time to go back to bed.
你不想让你妈妈生我的气 对吧？ You don't want your mommy to be angry with me, do you?
来吧 Come here.
我想要妈咪 I want my mommy.
等你醒过来的时候 你妈咪就会来接你了 When you wake up, your mommy will be here to pick you up.
晚安 宝贝 Night-night.
这么说 特丽莎约会去了？ Is she on a date?
我不知道 她只说留他一个晚上 I don't know. She asked me to keep him for one night.
那其他的孩子呢？ Well, what about the other kids?
我不知道 I don't know.
那我怎么跟乔说呢？ Well, what am I supposed to say to Joe?
什么也别说 别告诉那狗娘养的混帐东西 Nothing! Don't you tell that son of a bitch anything!
别这么说 他是我们的朋友 Come on now. He's our friend.
他是下流货 He's a rat.
如果我是特丽莎 早就跟他分手了 I would have left him long before she did.
你这是什么意思？ What is that supposed to mean?
如果我们之间发生了这种事情 If anything like that ever happened to us...
我真不知道会干出什么事情来 ...I don't know what I would do.
- 我们别谈这种事了 - 不 等一等 - We better just drop the subject. - No. Now, wait a minute.
我们不正在心平气和地谈着的嘛 Now we're talking nicely and calmly.
我很想知道你的看法 Let's hear what you have to say on the subject.
泰迪 Teddy...
我知道你一直认为 你对我最了解 其实不然 I know you think you know everything about me, but you don't.
我是个嫉妒心很强的女人 I'm really a very jealous woman.
你也许认为我这个人内心很坚强 I know you think, emotionally, I'm like this, but...
但实际上我这个人有点儿... ...you know, I really...
还有那么点儿... ...am a little...
疯狂 ...crazy.
只是有时候 But just in some ways.
- 你为什么要跟我说这些？ - 不是你让我说的吗？ - Why are you telling me all this? - You asked me.
听你这么说 就好像我们的婚姻并不美满 I know I asked you, but you make it sound as if we're not a happily...
什么？ What?
那是什么？ What have you got there?
手枪 It's a gun.
你从什么地方搞到的这支手枪的？ I know it's a gun, but when did you ever get a gun?
父母搬走了以后 妈妈留给我的 Well, Mama gave it to me after they moved.
你会向我开枪吗？ You realize you might have shot me?
我永远也不会向你开枪 I would never do that.
我是说 不会毫无理由地向你开枪 I mean, not without a reason.
你跟乔不一样 You're not like Joe.
你知道他当着我的面 是怎么对待特丽莎的吗？ Do you know what he did to Theresa, right in front of me?
他要他的秘书晚上十点钟给他打电话 He had his secretary call at 10:00 at night...
说他办公室里还有事情 ...and say he had work to do at the office.
- 他这样干？ - 是的 - He did that? - Yes.
你是说 这老把戏还有用？ You mean, that old trick still works?
已经行不通了 Not anymore.
我来接 I'll get it.
喂？ Hello?
是的 请你等一下 是理查德 Yes, just a minute. It's Richard.
你好 Hello.
是我 理查德 你好吗？ Yes, Richard. How are you?
对 Yes.
你 什么？ You what?
你不是开玩笑吧？ Is this a joke?
你要我干什么？ You want me to do what?
你疯了 Are you crazy?
他们说... They said...
他们说我得什么... They said I should do...
我得干什么？ I should do what?
他们让我晚上十点钟去办公室 They want me to come out at 10:00 at night...
他们要我扔下老婆和孩子？ ...and leave my wife and children?
八点十五分和十点整又有什么区别？ I don't care! 8:15, 10:00, what difference does it make?
我又不是上了发条的玩具 I'm not a wind-up toy.
你告诉我的那个上司 除非他给我加薪升职 You tell my superiors at the office, who can give me raises and promotions...
如果不喜欢我的答复 那你就告诉他们 给我去见鬼去吧 ...that if they don't like my answer, they can go take it and shove it up their ass.
这是本年度我听到的最好的笑话 That's the best joke I've heard all year.
嘿 Hey!
怎么啦？ Now what's going on?
嘿 伙计们 冷静 Hey, fellas, come on now.
咱们还是握握手回家吧 Let's just shake hands, we'll go home.
你撞他干什么？ What the hell did you hit him for, for Christ's sake?
你还是不是人啊 居然欺负盲人？ What kind of a fellow are you, pushes a blind man?
喂？ Hello?
好的 我马上来 亲爱的 Okay. I'll be right over, sweetheart.
你肯定是膀胱炎？ Are you sure it's a gallbladder?
快点吧 他们把会议提前了十五分钟 You better hurry. They moved the meeting up 15 minutes.
怎么没有人告诉我啊？ Why doesn't anybody ever tell me these things?
会议马上就要开始了 It's like an oven over there.
肯定是空调出了毛病 我那儿实在是太热了 Air conditioning must be on the blink again.
这是什么？ What's that?
这是他们为缆车广告选的模特 She's the girl they chose for the cable-car campaign.
- 哦 是吗？ - 是的 - Oh, yeah? - Yes.
- 她是谁啊？ - 你去问老板 是他选中的 - Who is she? - Ask the boss. He found her.
他在星木公园骑马时发现的 He goes riding once a week in Golden Gate Park.
她看见她在雾中骑马 Guess what he saw galloping through the fog?
她骑马？ Horseback riding?
经常骑马吧？ Ridden much?
经常骑 从小就骑 Yes, since I was a little boy.
我以前还教人骑马赚外快呢 I used to teach horseback riding to earn extra money.
- 回头见 - 回头见 - See you later. - See you later.
好了 咱们走吧 Okay! Here we go!
走吧 伙计 Come on, boy.
一切都好吗？ Everything okay?
很好 我的手套里有个小石仔儿 Yes. I have a pebble...
它硌着我的手指头了 ...in my finger, in the glove.
我得先把它倒出来 Better to get it out now than when you're...
免得它跑起来硌我的手 ...tearing along like that, you know.
好了 跑吧 大块头 Okay! Come on, big fella.
快跑 千里马 Hi-ho, Thunder!
跑吧 Away!
一切都好吗？ Everything's okay?
我在想要不要给我的妻子打个电话 Yeah, I was just wondering whether I should call my wife...
嘿 Hey!
往左拐 那边的风景最美 The ride to the left is the prettiest!
对 你说得很对 我还是先到右边看看 Yes, I just want to take a look over here for a second!
我找了她整整一天 I searched all day long...
可始终找不到那个让我魂牵梦绕的女人 ... but I couldn't find that woman who was haunting me.
喂？ Hello?
你想不想跟人交个朋友？ How would you like to smoke the peace pipe?
你是谁？ Who is this?
你不认识我啦？ You don't know me?
我独自一人在拉帕里玛餐厅吃的晚饭 I had dinner alone at La Primavera.
是你啊 It's you.
对不起 那天晚上我没能去 I'm so sorry I wasn't there the other night.
请原谅 Please, forgive me.
我的母亲得了心脏病 My mother had a heart attack.
我整个晚上都呆在医院里 I had to spend the night with her in the hospital.
- 她还好吗？ - 好多了 - How is she? - Better.
感谢上帝 她现在已经能够行走自如了 She's trotting around. I mean, she's walking around nicely now, but...
真是死里逃生啊 ...it was a terribly close call.
那你知不知道乔纳斯街 Do you know Le Club...
有个法国俱乐部 ...at the corner of Jones Street and Clay?
知道 Yes.
五点钟过来 5:00.
嘿 伙计 Hi-ho, pal.
- 有火吗？ - 有 - Got a light? - Yeah.
- 谢谢 待会儿见 - 好的 - Thanks. Catch you later. - Sure.
心脏 Heart.
家族遗传 Family heart!
救命 Help!
救命啊 Somebody help!
哈喽 Hello!
等等 Wait!
别乱动 Don't move!
快跑 Move!
快 Go!
哈喽 Hello!
等等 Wait!
哈喽 美女 Hello, there!
冷静 大块头 冷静 Easy, big fella. Easy!
稳住 千里马 Steady, Thunder!
稳住 伙计 冷静点 没啥好怕的 Steady, boy! Take it easy. Everything's under control.
一点儿危险都没有了 You're in no danger whatsoever.
慢点儿跑 Easy does it.
别紧张 Don't be nervous.
你好 美女 Hello, there.
你好 Hello.
你的马真美啊 That's a gorgeous animal you have there.
要知道我可是专家 I'm somewhat of an expert.
你的马简直就是活标本 That's a superb specimen.
- 她很漂亮 - 对 他是匹好马 谢谢 - She's a beauty. - Yes, he is nice. Thank you.
等等 Wait!
快跑 Move!
快 Go!
右边 千里马 去右边 千里马 Right, Thunder! To the right, Thunder.
去右边 To the right!
我又来了 Hello again.
介意我和你一起骑马吗？ Mind if I ride along with you for a while?
不 我不介意 No. I don't mind.
我就盼着在这碰见你啊 Fancy meeting you here.
你经常骑马吗？ Do you ride very often?
对 从小就骑 Yes, since I was a boy.
我以前为了赚点外快 还专门教人骑马 I used to teach riding in order to earn a little extra money.
- 真的吗？ - 真的 - Really? - Yes.
顺便说一句 那天晚上的事 By the way, about the other night.
我想解释一下 I wanted to explain.
哪天晚上的事？ What other night?
我知道了 I see.
我明白了 Excuse me!
好吧 原来你喜欢蒙着我玩啊 我愿意奉陪到底 All right, you want to play it that way, it's all right with me. I don't mind.
我的马鞭掉了 My riding crop.
没关系 我来捡 That's all right. I'll get it.
说“对不起” 千里马 Say, "I'm sorry," Thunder.
说“对不起” Say, "I am sorry."
它是一匹很可爱的马 Thunder is a sweet horse...
但是它几乎是一个哑巴 ...but, boy, is he dumb!
我不愿意对它太凶 I hate to be too hard on him.
我不愿意伤害它的情绪 It could kill his spirit, but...
嘿 小子 ...boy, is he...
你可真是一匹傻马 You're a silly horse!
它还是一匹小马 He's just a baby, you know.
你的马鞭 Here you are.
谢谢 Thank you.
你很有风度 You're very gallant.
我这个人 I'm just...
极富浪漫色彩 ...a romantic, I guess.
这次稳住喽 Be good this time.
稳住 Be good.
别让我难堪 Don't embarrass me.
等等 好了 千里马 Wait. Whoa, Thunder!
等等 你的东西掉了 Wait! You dropped something.
- 下午好 - 下午好 - Good afternoon. - Good afternoon.
- 晚安 泰迪 - 晚安 莎伦 - Good night, Ted. - Good night, Sharon.
- 晚安 彼尔斯先生 - 谢谢 你也一样 理查德 - Have a nice night, Mr. Pierce. - Thank you. Same to you, Richard.
你好啊 Why, hello!
你也好啊 Hello, yourself.
真是个意外的惊喜 What a pleasant surprise.
我今天是特意来还你这只耳环的 Well, not really. I just came to give you back your earring.
- 什么耳环？ - 我不知道是谁的 - What earring? - I don't know whose it is.
是你下马的时候掉的 It fell out of your pocket yesterday when you got off your horse.
我捡起来叫你 你没听见 你走得可真够急的 I decided to pick it up after you left so quickly.
这可真是一只好耳环 可不是我的 Well, it's a nice earring, but it's not mine.
我怎么会有耳环呢？ What would I be doing with an earring?
还有其他新鲜事吗？ So what's new?
我得去上舞蹈课了 要迟到了 I'm gonna be late for my dance class.
不 等等 No, wait!
我们一起去吃晚饭怎么样？ How about having dinner with me?
谢谢 不用了 Thank you, but no.
我知道一个很有趣的餐馆 I know of this funny little place.
那是一个很有名的中国餐馆 那个餐馆里 人们都是坐在地上 It's a fun little Chinese place, where you sit down on the floor...
然后你可以用手或者筷子 或是用其它什么东西吃饭 ...and you can eat with your hands or chopsticks or anything you want.
那一块吃顿午饭怎么样？ For lunch?
不用了 无论午餐还是晚餐 我都没有时间 No, I'm not free for lunch or dinner.
那一起去吃小吃啊？ A little snack in-between?
我得走了 I'd better be going.
- 你叫什么名字？ - 泰迪·彼尔斯 请你叫我泰迪 - What's your name? - Theodore Pierce. Teddy. Ted.
明天晚上6点钟 在图里欧酒吧见面 Tomorrow, 6:00, Tulio's.
- 哥伦布大街那家吗？ - 是的 - On Columbus? - Yeah.
你这件衣服穿多久了？ How old is that suit?
我也不知道 This? I don't know.
也许有六年 七年 或者是八年了吧 Six, seven, eight years, maybe.
像有这么多年了 It looks it.
喂 你叫什么名字啊？ Wait! What's your name?
夏洛特 Charlotte!
裤子再长一些 Even longer on the pants.
裤子再长一点？ Longer on the pants?
袖管再长一点 More sleeve.
袖管还要长啊？ You want more sleeve than this?
听我的 最时髦的事我懂 Listen to me! This is what I know!
这种服装风格真的适合我吗？ But, Buddy, are you sure this style suits me?
- 难道你想穿那种更正式的殡葬礼服吗？ - 当然不 我就是想要形象好一点的 - You want to look good at funerals? - No, I just want to look nice.
让我看看 Let me see.
把手放下 Put your arms down.
你现在看上去才叫时髦 Now you're cooking with Crisco!
罗伯特·雷德福灵魂附体 Robert Redford.
登吉利汉先生 好消息 Mr. Dengilihan! Great news!
我刚得到一个确切的数据 我们制作的缆车广告获得了巨大的成功 I just got the figures from Community Affairs. The cable-car campaign's a smash!
所有的电视台 五号频道 三号频道 All the TV stations, Channel 5, Channel 3...
报纸 杂志 ...the newspapers, the magazines...
都在谈论着这款缆车 ...all they're talking about is the reopening of the cable cars.
你简直没法想像 没法想像 It's unbelievable. You wouldn't believe it.
它比我们想像的好得多 好得多呀 It's better than our wildest imagination.
没有比本次宣传更成功的案例了 We couldn't have hoped for a better campaign than what we've got right now.
这都得归功于尔 先生 It's due to you, sir.
您对本次企划做出了巨大的贡献 It's a wonderful tribute to the whole concept.
嘿 觉得怎么样？ Hey. What it is?
今天晚上我想定一个双人房间 I'd like to make a reservation for tonight, please. A double room.
床要特大号的 假如你们有的话 Something with a king-size bed, if you have it.
让我查一查 Let me have a look.
我们有这样的房间 请问你的姓名？ We have that available. Can I have your name, please?
厄温 Irving.
朱尔斯 Julius...
厄温 ...Irving.
好的 请问怎么拼写？ All right. Could you spell that for me, please?
I-r-v-i... I-r-v-i...
不 等一下 No, wait a minute!
好的 Yes, sir?
E-r-v-i... E-r-v-i...
...n-g ...n-g.
这里有一位叫泰迪·彼尔斯的吗？ 彼尔斯先生？ Is there a Theodore Pierce here? Mr. Pierce?
这里没有这个人 Sorry, nobody here by that name.
没人回答 Well, nobody's answering.
好吧 All right.
等等 Now wait.
夏洛特小姐 你说谁？ Miss Charlotte who?
女士 请不要挂断 Wait! Hello! Don't hang up, please.
那是我的电话 谢谢 That's for me. Thank you.
你好 夏洛特 我是泰迪 你在哪儿？ Hello, Charlotte? It's Teddy. Where are you?
我在洛杉矶 I'm in Los Angeles.
洛杉矶？ 你去哪干什么？ In Los Angeles? What are you doing there?
抱歉 我在工作 I'm sorry, I'm working.
我给你办公室打电话 他们说你在开会 I tried to phone you at work, but you were in a meeting...
而会议不能被打断 ... and you couldn't be interrupted.
不 No.
你为什么不飞到洛杉矶来？ So, listen, why don't you fly down?
去洛杉矶？ To Los Angeles?
到这的最后一班飞机是晚上十点钟 我去机场接你 The last flight gets here at 10:00 p.m. I can meet you at the airport.
可我不能 But I can't just...
我们可以一起过一个晚上 Listen, we'll spend the evening together...
然后我们在明天上午十点钟 再飞回旧金山 ... and we'll be back in San Francisco by 10:00 tomorrow morning.
喂？ Hello?
泰迪 你还在吗？ Teddy, hello?
- 亲爱的 买这么多东西干嘛？ - 庆祝一下 - Honey. What's all this, cutie? - A celebration.
- 庆祝什么？ - 为了好玩 - For what? - Just for fun.
我想举行一个小小的晚会 只有你我 还有我们的女儿 I'm too tired to go out, so I wanted to have a party, just you, the kids and me.
你觉得怎样？ What do you think?
- 亲爱的 要喝酒吗？ - 那太好了 - Shall we have a drink? - That would be nice.
把话筒从电话机上拿下来 But take the phone off the hook.
你想做爱吗？ Would you like to make love?
现在 Now?
先把话筒拿下来 Take the phone off the hook.
谁啊？ Who's that?
我还不知道呢 I don't know yet.
泰迪·彼尔斯的电报 Telegram for Theodore Pierce.
一封电报 It's a telegram!
- 电报？ 谁的？ - 你的 - A telegram? Who for? - For you.
我的？ For me?
哪儿来的？ Who from?
- 你公司来的 - 好了 别开玩笑 - It's from the office. - All right. Stop the kidding, now.
不是玩笑 No, it's not a joke.
“你必须出席在圣地亚哥举行的运转专题讨论会 句号” "You must attend the transport symposium in San Diego. Stop.
“传媒界十分重视这次会议 句号” "Big press coverage. Stop.
“机票已经定好 八点三十分起飞 句号” "Tickets at airport. 8:30 flight. Stop.
“明天回旧金山 句号 罗塞尔·劳瑞” "Return San Francisco tomorrow. Stop. Russell Loughry."
不去 No.
- 不去？ - 不去 - No? - No.
我不会去的 I'm not going.
- 泰迪 - 我不会去的 - Teddy! - I'm not going.
不 No.
我绝不会过去 I am not going.
你怎么能这样说呢？ Well, how can you say no?
我就不去 不 你看见了没有？ 我说不去也容易 Easy. No. You see that? That's not so difficult, is it?
他就是解雇我 我也不怕 我不愿意扔下我的妻子和孩子 I'm not going! I don't care if they fire me! I'm not leaving my wife and kids!
你怎么像个孩子似的 Don't act like a child!
泰迪 够了 Teddy! Stop.
等一等 我来了 Wait a minute! Hold the plane!
等一等我 Wait for me!
等等 Hold it! Wait!
各位乘客 我们马上要在洛杉矶降落了 Ladies and gentlemen, we are beginning our descent into Los Angeles.
请系好安全带 请不要吸烟 Please fasten your seat belts, extinguish all smoking materials...
你喝完了吗 先生？ Finished with your drink, sir?
- 你叫什么名字？ - 珀丽 - What's your name? - Polly.
珀丽？ Polly?
- 这名字真可爱 - 谢谢 - That's a lovely name. - Thank you.
- 应该谢谢你 珀丽 - 不用客气 - Thanks very much, Polly. - Sure.
好吧 你去通知吧 Sure, you make the announcement.
女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen.
机长告诉我 由于洛杉矶雾大 洛杉矶机场已经关闭 The captain has just informed me that L.A. Airport is closed due to heavy fog.
我们将在圣地亚哥机场降落 女士们先生们 你们将在那里等待 We will be landing in San Diego. You'll receive further instruction once we're on the ground.
十分感谢 Thanks a lot.
喂？ Hello?
嗨 亲爱的 Hi, honey.
我刚从外面回来 跑进来接电话的 I was running from outside. I heard the phone ringing.
没关系 没关系 No, it's okay.
你说吧 Go ahead.
我把谢利和女孩们送去看电影了 I took Shelly and the girls to a movie.
别担心我 Well, don't worry about me.
我要学习 谢利 请你出去 I have to study, anyway. Shelly, please get out of my bedroom.
你害怕了？ Are you afraid?
什么？ What?
泰迪 为什么你要向我汇报祥细情况呢？ Teddy, why are you giving me all these details?
- 我要发火了 - 我也是 - I am going to scream. - So will I.
你当然在圣地亚哥 不然还会在哪儿？ Of course you're in San Diego. Where else would you be?
- 我会告诉你的妈妈 - 她已经知道了 - I am going to tell your mother. - She already knows.
什么？ What?
- 你疯了 - 我想娶你 - You're crazy. - I want to marry you.
是 还有很多食物 别担心 Yes, there's plenty of food. Don't worry about me.
谢利 Shelly!
我当然想你 Of course I miss you.
我也是 Me, too.
我爱你 I love you.
我也是 Me, too.
我爱你 再见 I love you. Bye-bye.
你到底还想玩不玩游戏了？ Are you going to finish the game or not?
你拿到东西了吗？ You got any Hershey bars?
蒂蒂在旧金山等我 While Didi was waiting for me in San Francisco...
夏洛特在洛杉矶等我 ... Charlotte was waiting in Los Angeles.
两个女人同时在半夜里等着我 Two women waiting for me in the middle of the night.
真是疯了 Crazy as it seems...
我的生活也开始有了刺激 ... I had adventure in my life.
出乎意料的是 Surprise of surprises.
第二天 乔的妻子带着孩子回家了 Next day, Joe's wife came back with the kids...
还有家具 ... and the furniture.
丽莎为什么原谅了乔 没人知道 Why she suddenly forgave him, nobody knew.
埃力克？ Eric?
谁叫埃力克？ Is there an Eric?
别闹了 Come on.
两天以后发生的事情 更让人想象不到 The next couple of days were full of surprises.
你好 泰迪 Hello, Ted.
我只是想对你说 “早上好 祝你今天快乐” I just wanted to say, "Good morning, and have a lovely day."
喂？ Hello?
哈喽 你好吗？ Hello, how are you?
最令人惊讶的是 夏洛特居然来了个电话 The best surprise of all was a phone call from Charlotte.
我以为再也见不到她了 I thought I wouldn't see her again...
她问我那天是否平安到达 ... but she called to find out I got back all right from San Diego.
35分钟的散步之后 我依然是莫名其妙 During our 35-minute stroll, I realized I was still in a deep fog.
这是您点的餐 Here you go.
唯一叫人感到不痛快的是 The only unpleasant surprise was that in two days...
两天之后乔又来劲了 ... Joe was back in form.
他害怕了 He's scared.
我想半夜两点他们不会再来的 At 2:00 in the morning, he could fool me.
为什么呢？ 你马上过去 钻进被窝里 然后说 What's the problem? You go over, you get into bed, you say:
“舒马赫医生 我感到有些冷 我需要一些温暖” "Dr. Schumacher, I've got a chill coming on. I thought I'd better get under the covers."
哎 你们要下棋吗？ You guys want to play some checkers?
小姐 Miss!
- 你们知道哪里能买到棋子吗？ - 行了 别丢脸了 - You know where I can buy some checkers? - Come on, that's embarrassing.
如果你们有空的话 咱们下盘棋好吗？ I'm in the mood to play a little game if you have some time.
- 我可是个好棋手 - 得了吧 - I'm very good, really. - Yeah, right.
她没有穿文胸 你看见了吗？ 真是波涛汹涌啊 She wasn't wearing a bra. Did you see that? Did you see the way they bounce?
为了那对美乳 你甚至可以去杀人 泰迪 You'd kill for that, Teddy. You'd kill for that.
- 我没有注意到她没穿文胸 - 你这个呆子 - I didn't notice she wasn't wearing a bra. - You're weird.
- 虽然我看了她几眼 - 你是个呆子 - I looked at her, though! - You're weird.
他就是个呆子 不是吗？ He's a weird guy, isn't he?
- 你有没有注意到她没穿文胸？ - 我知道啥？ 就因为我每天都会检查女病人的胸部？ - Did you notice that she didn't have a bra? - What do I know, 'cause I see it every day?
你这个混帐东西 You poor bitch.
门开着 It's open.
- 你还好吗？ - 不错 - How you doing? - Good.
我还以为你已经粉刷过这间房子了呢 I thought you'd painted this place.
我和那男孩搬进来以前是想粉刷的 I was going to, before I moved in with my friend.
啊 你这把椅子不错 Well, you've got a nice chair.
谢谢 Thanks.
- 准备刷什么颜色？ - 刷成粉红 - What color you gonna paint? - Shocking pink!
有一个人去看病 他对医生说 This man walks into a doctor's office, he says, "Doctor...
“我有个严重的毛病 就是记不住任何事情” "...I have a terrible problem. I can't remember anything."
然后 And...
医生说道 ...the doctor says...
不 是那个病人说道 ...I mean, the man says:
“我难以思考” "I can't think of...
“我连一个单词都记不住” "I don't even remember words.
“我不知道如何拼写” "I can't retain a word.
“我一件事都无法记住” "There's nothing that I say that I can remember."
于是医生问道 And the doctor says:
“你这个毛病有多久了？” "How long have you had this problem?"
然后那个人说道 “什么毛病？” And the man says, "What problem?"
这是你最好的笑话 That's your best joke!
你会好起来的 You'll be all right.
只是需要一点时间 It just takes time.
你想看点有意思的东西吗？ 看看这雨刷吧 You want to see something? Look at this thing.
太难堪了 I feel silly.
- 如果我有个约会怎么办？ - 你不会有约会的 - What if I had a date? - You won't have a date.
- 我是说 “假如我有个约会怎么办？” - 你不会有约会的 - I said, "What if I have a date?" - You won't have one!
我是说 “假如我有个约会怎么办？” I know I said that. I said, "What if I had a date?"
如果你有约会 我就当你的司机 If you have a date, I'll be your chauffeur!
好了 All right.
- 玩笑开够了 - 打赌要算话 - The joke is over. - A bet's a bet.
你们俩在打什么赌啊？ What was this bet?
今天我要是不能给他找到一辆新车 我就得给他当司机 I told him if I couldn't get him his new car by tonight, I'd be his chauffeur.
- 咱们去哪？ - 我们去黛奥祖母家 - So, where are we going? - We're going to Mama Dell's.
难道你的约会对象是你的祖母？ You're going on your first date to your grandmother's?
别扯了 傻小子 No, you silly!
我是和夏洛特定了这次约会 可我突然想起今天是我祖母的八十五岁生日 We made this date and I remembered it was Mama Dell's birthday...
所以我今天晚上打电话给她 发现是她一个人 ...so I called her and I found out she's gonna be all alone on her 85th birthday.
我在那儿只呆五分钟 喝一杯香槟酒 We'll drop by for five minutes, just to have a glass of champagne.
我知道这对大家来说是个很大的安慰 But I'd feel terrible, because I know it would mean so much to her.
- 你不会介意吧？ - 当然不会 - You don't mind, do you? - Of course not.
你有没有想过 万一... You don't feel concerned at all that...
- 万一什么？ - 没什么 我随便说说 - What? - Well, no, I'm just saying, you know.
我是说... You know where...
蒂蒂？ Didi?
蒂蒂和祖母从来就不来往 Didi and Mama Dell don't even talk to each other.
那好吧 Okay.
谁是蒂蒂？ Who's Didi?
蒂蒂... Didi...
蒂蒂是... Didi is...
蒂蒂是泰迪的另一个祖母 Didi is Teddy's other grandmother!
怎么说呢 Funny woman.
她是一个非常有趣的女人 她会使你发笑 Can't mention her name, but it makes you laugh.
非常有趣 What a kidder!
蒂蒂 That Didi.
伙计 说好了啊 待会儿一定要上去 Will you do me a favor, and come up for three minutes?
祖母那么喜欢你 She loves you.
和我们一快喝杯香槟酒 怎么样？ Two minutes. We'll have champagne...
我只能上去跟她打个招呼 但我不能久留 Okay, I'll just come up to say hello and give her a kiss. But I can't stay.
- 好吧 待会儿见 - 司机 这里不能停车 - All right, I'll see you in two minutes. - Driver, you can't park here.
别为难我 我只停几分钟 Don't give me a hard time. I'll be a couple minutes.
我不是在为难你 你要是不把车开走 我就要去叫警察了 I'm not giving you a hard time. You either move the car, or I call the police.
你们先上去 我这就来 Go ahead up. I'll be right up.
- 待会儿见 一 好的 - See you in a little while. - All right.
- 今晚你真迷人 - 谢谢 - You look beautiful tonight. - Thank you.
- 你身上的味道真好 喷过古龙水？ - 檀香的 - You smell very good. What is it? - Sandalwood.
别担心 我们不会耽搁太久的 祖母是个通情达理的人 Don't worry, we don't have to stay long. She'll understand.
- 是你吗 泰迪？ - 黛奥祖母 - Is that you, Teddy? - Mama Dell.
快进来 进来吧 Come in, honey.
为什么不开灯啊？ 你是想节约用电吗？ What's going on here? You trying to save on the electricity bills?
黛奥祖母？ Mama Dell?
我想给你介绍一位... I'd like you to meet a...
“祝你生日快乐” "Happy birthday to you
“祝你生日快乐 亲爱的泰迪” "Happy birthday, dear Teddy
“祝你生日快乐” "Happy birthday to you"
天哪 Well!
你们怎么想到的？ How do you like that?
我简直不敢相信 I don't believe it!
噢 吉尔伯特 No. Gilbert!
- 你来这里干嘛？ 你不是在亚利桑那州嘛 - 生日快乐 - What are you doing here? You're in Arizona! - Happy birthday.
但明天才是我的生日啊 But my birthday's tomorrow.
到了明天就不会有惊喜了 Ain't no surprise tomorrow.
史帝西亚 这么晚了你在干嘛？ Steetsy, what're you doin' up so late?
- 他现在叫史帝文 - 好吧 不再叫史蒂西亚了 - It's Steven, now. - All right, no more Steetsy.
- 生日快乐 亲爱的 - 谢谢 - Happy birthday, honey. - Thank you.
谢谢 宝贝 非常感谢 Thank you, baby. Thank you very much.
嘿 祖母 You! Devil-woman!
生日快乐 Happy birthday!
- 这都是你的主意？ - 你应该看看自己脸上的表情 - What're you doin' to me? - You should've seen the look on your face.
本来是打算给你过生日啊 You know why? Because it's supposed to be your birthday!
- 蒂蒂 - 生日快乐 亲爱的 - Didi. - Happy birthday, sweetheart.
- 生日快乐 爸爸 - 我的好孩子 - Happy birthday, Daddy. - My little baby!
- 生日快乐 爸爸 - 另一个好孩子 - Happy birthday, Daddy. - Another little baby.
爸爸 你身上的味道真好闻 Daddy, you smell good.
我还没有给你们介绍吧？ Did I introduce you?
蒂蒂 Didi.
请允许我介绍 Well, let me introduce you.
我差点忘记了 I was just so overwhelmed.
我想让大家认识一下... I'd like you to meet...
她是... This is...
各位 请大家向这位... Everybody, please say hello to...
你们对我搞了一次突然袭击 好家伙 You know, you really caught me off guard, you silly people.
突然袭击啊 我说 No, honestly, you did. You're silly!
你们可真是一群傻瓜 You're just silly people.
无论如何 我该向你们介绍 Anyway, no, I do want you to say hello.
- 这位... - 黛奥祖母在哪儿？ - I want you to meet... - Where's Mama Dell?
那小姑娘在哪儿？ 你好 亲爱的 Where's that girl? Hello, darling.
蒂蒂 亲爱的 Didi. Hello, darling!
嘿 你减肥成功了 看起来真棒 Hey, you lost some weight there, you're lookin' great!
你好吗？ 我不知道这儿还会有派对 How are you? I didn't know it was a party!
- 我们没想到你也会来 - 我没打算来 我是说 我不能久留 - We didn't know you were coming! - I'm not coming. I mean, I can't stay.
我这次上来只是给我们的老寿星一个亲吻 I just wanted to come by and give the birthday girl a kiss!
祝你生日快乐 黛奥祖母 Happy birthday, sweetie pie!
- 你问好了吗 夏洛特？ - 你们好 - Did you say hello, Charlotte? - Hello.
这个漂亮的姑娘 她是我的女朋友 This is my sweetheart, Mama Dell. This is my sweetheart.
我爱这姑娘 I love this girl!
你好 夏洛特 Hello, Charlotte.
- 请坐 夏洛特 - 不用了 我们不能久留 - Sit down, Charlotte. - No, we can't stay.
- 我们买了音乐会门票 - 就呆两分钟 - We've got tickets to a... - It takes two minutes!
她非常热爱音乐 我还能说些什么呢 She's crazy about music! What can I tell you?
她是一个非常守时的姑娘 No, she a stickler for being on time. She's trying to reform. No, we can't.
再说这是你们的家庭聚会 我们就不打扰了 It's a family party, everybody.
先祝你生日快乐 泰迪 明天我送你礼物 Happy birthday, Teddy. I'll give you your present tomorrow.
再见 黛奥祖母 生日快乐 Good-bye, Mama Dell. Happy birthday!
跟大家说再见 Say good-bye.
跟大家说再见 夏洛特 Say, good-bye, Charlotte.
再见 Good-bye.
好了 再见 各位 All right. Good-bye, everybody.
爸爸 快来 Yeah, Daddy, hurry up.
拿着 我马上来 Hold it! I'll be right there.
再见 祖母 谢谢你所做的一切 Bye, Mama. Thank you for everything.
- 再见 明天见 - 生日快乐 泰迪 - 'Bye, cuz. See you tomorrow. - Happy birthday, Teddy.
再见 Bye-bye.
要常来啊 Bye! Come back soon.
- 我跟你说了 你不能睡得太晚 - 让我看完电视节目吧 - Now, I told you, you cannot stay up late. - But let me watch this one show.
不行 No!
我看了 那是一个棉质的 颜色是蓝色的 If it's cotton, and if it's blue, you can't go wrong.
别用那种眼神看我 我喜欢那份礼物 Now don't go neurotic on me. I loved that present.
泰迪 Teddy!
真抱歉 I'm sorry. It's your birthday.
我不愿意打扰你们的家庭聚会 I hate to run interrupt your celebration.
可是我实在没办法 我想他简直疯了 他想自杀 He's flipped out. I think he's gonna kill himself.
- 你到底在说谁？ - 乔 - I don't know who you're talking about. - Joe!
她又离开他了 我不知道她为什么又走了 She left him! She walked out. I don't know what happened.
- 现在他在哪里？ - 街对面 - Where is he? - Across the street.
真对不起 I'm really sorry.
- 只有泰迪可以说服他 - 你做的很对 太可怕了 - Teddy's like the voice of reason. - You did right. It's terrible.
- 发生这种事我感到很难过 - 哦 可怜的迈克 - I'm terrible at this kind of stuff, Didi! -Oh, Michael!
- 乔 我在这儿 你能和我谈谈吗？ - 她又离开了 我要杀了她 - Joe, I'm right here. Will you talk to me? - She left me. I gotta kill her.
乔 冷静 Joe, calm down.
- 你给我走开 - 乔 - You leave me alone so I can kill her! - Joe!
我要杀了她 I gotta kill her!
- 冷静 先冷静下来 - 让我杀了她 - Calm down! Just calm down. - Let me kill her.
你会好起来的 You'll be all right.
冷静下来 你这个蠢货 Take it easy, you stupid bastards!
我完蛋了 I'm finished.
我完了 I'm done!
冷静 Calm down!
我完蛋了 I'm finished!
- 泰迪 我们该回家吗？ - 对 - Teddy, should I go home? - Yeah!
- 什么？ - 对 回家 - What? - Yes! Go home!
没事了 It's okay.
- 你有钥匙吗？ - 有 带着孩子离开这儿 - Do you have a key? - Yes! Get the kids out of here!
好了 孩子们 走吧 我马上过去 All right! Girls, go on. I'll be there in a minute.
- 她又把我的孩子带走了 - 上车 - She took my kids again. - Get in the car.
- 为什么又要把孩子带走？ - 明天就没事了 - Why did she take my kids again? - It'll be all right tomorrow.
- 我想杀了她 - 准备开车 - I want to kill her! - Get in the driver seat.
上车 Get in the car.
- 闭嘴 楼下的 - 你先闭嘴 多管闲事的家伙 - Shut up, down there! - Up yours, you half a hard on!
让我去教训那个混蛋 Let me get that peckerhead!
乔 我知道你很痛苦 但是我想跟你说 Joe, I know you're in a lot of pain, but I want to tell you something.
不 泰迪 你要听我说几句 No, Teddy! I want to tell you something.
- “祝你生日快乐” - 哦 别这样 - "Happy birthday to you" - Oh, no.
- “祝你生日快乐 亲爱的泰迪” - 混蛋 你们这些混蛋 - "Happy birthday, dear Teddy" - You fucks! You fucking jerks!
“祝你生日快乐” "Happy birthday to you"
我从来没有见过像你们这样的混蛋 You're babies, you're little babies, the biggest assholes I've ever seen my life!
- 我们从来没有说过我们不是混蛋 - 我说过我是个混蛋 - We never said we weren't assholes. - I said I was an asshole.
谁能告诉我 咱们现在去哪儿啊？ Where are we going? Will somebody tell me?
- 有人要见你 - 她要工作到明天凌晨 - Somebody wants to see you. - She's modeling from midnight till dawn.
她想和你共进早餐 And she wants you for breakfast.
我该跟她说什么呢？ What am I supposed to say to her?
你说 “你好 天使 想要看看我的好货色吗？” You say to her, "Hello, angel-face, you want to see my goods?"
去吧 她想要你 行动吧 Get out of here! She wants you. Move it!
- 这是夏洛特的主意 不信你问巴迪 - 她喜欢你 把握好这次机会 - It was her idea. Ask Buddy. - She likes you. Go figure.
看看他的脸 瞧瞧他的眼睛 闪闪发光 What are you talking about? Look at that face and those eyes.
你还能找到比他更加英俊潇洒性感不羁的男人吗 迈克？ Look at how that nose sparkles. What more could you want in a guy? Right, Michael?
- 我懂个啥啊？ 问巴迪吧 - 别问巴迪了 我这个直男都想上他 - How am I supposed to know? Ask Buddy. - Screw Buddy. I can go for him myself.
如果他把腿毛剔了的话 我一直跟他说要把腿毛剔了 If he'd just shave his legs, like I keep telling him. Shave 'em!
- 生日快乐 泰迪 - 生日快乐 伙计 - Happy birthday, Teddy! - Happy birthday, pal!
等一下 你听我说 Wait a minute. Come here a sec.
认真听着 划开拉链的时候别把JJ夹住喽 Look, really, in all seriousness, don't get your dick caught in your zipper.
- 你可真没节操 - 节操？ 谁会用节操装纯啊？ - You have no taste! - Taste? Who wants taste?
你以为我是谁？ 快离开这儿 开始飙车吧 What the hell am I? Charlie the Tuna? Get out of here. Let's get action.
咱们去剧院吧 然后把裤子脱了 We're running out of laughs. Let's go to the opera, drop our pants.
听着 泰迪宝贝 Now, listen here, Teddy bear.
四个星期以前 Four weeks ago...
我遇到了一个 ...I met a cute, available...
可爱的 老派的单身汉 ...old-fashioned guy...
他喜欢骑马 ...who liked horse riding.
可是后来我发现 In one month...
原来你早就结婚了 ...you got married...
还有两个女儿 ...you had two daughters...
而且你的骑马技术也不高明 ...and you can't ride a horse to save your life.
别看你的皮鞋 看着我 Don't stare at your shoes, look at me.
因为从今天晚上开始 Because since tonight...
我对你的喜爱 ...I want you more...
超过任何男人 ...then I ever wanted any other man.
你知道为什么吗？ Can you tell me why?
我不知道 I don't know.
长久以来 你就一直梦想着这一刻 是不是？ You've been dreaming about this for a long time, haven't you?
现在这已经不是梦了 This isn't a dream anymore.
而是活生生的事实 This is really happening.
你想到哪儿去破冰？ 这儿还是床上？ So, where do you want to break the ice? Here or in bed?
呃... Well...
看看 Let's see.
我真的不介意 I don't mind really.
这里很好 This is nice here.
到床上更好 那里会舒服一些 The bed is good, bed might be comfortable, but...
而且还有很多有趣的椅子 凳子 睡椅... ...lots of interesting chairs, and stools, couches...
我们去床上吧 Come on, let's go to bed.
这是水床 It's a water bed.
挺好玩的 This should be fun.
等一等 你经常穿着鞋袜上床吗？ Wait a minute. Do you come into bed with your shoes and socks?
对不起 Sorry.
我可不想引发一场火灾 你的内裤丢在了台灯上面了 Don't want to start a fire. They landed on the lamp.
你能把它取下来吗？ Do you mind taking them off?
抱歉 Sorry.
来吧 我的牛仔 Come and get it, cowboy.
喂？ Hello?
夏洛特？ Charlotte?
夏洛特 Charlotte!
是我 Yes!
怎么了？ What is it?
没什么 我丈夫在楼下 Nothing, my husband's downstairs.
- 你的丈夫 - 是的 快起来 穿上衣服 - Your husband! - Yeah. Hurry up, come on, get dressed!
这是怎么回事？ 什么丈夫？ What do you mean, "Hurry up"? What husband?
请你快一点 Please, hurry up!
- 本来他星期五才回来的 - 可今天是星期三 - He wasn't due back until Friday. - But it's only Wednesday.
你想去问他为什么吗？ 他是个飞行员 身高188公分 Yeah, you want to ask him why? He's six-foot-two and he's an airline pilot.
他要是看见你在这儿 会把你杀了 If he finds you here, he's going to kill you. Get dressed.
你为什么穿着我丈夫的浴袍？ What are you doing in my husband's robe?
我不愿意光着身子让他抓到 I'm not going to get caught half-dressed!
为什么要耍花招？ 我要跟他谈谈 男人和男人之间的对话 Why play games? I'll talk to him man to man, that's all.
你疯了吗？ 他会把你撕成碎片的 Are you crazy? He's going to tear your balls apart!
- 你在干嘛？ 我们要去哪儿？ - 快点 到外面去 - What are you doing? Where are we going? - Quickly, get outside!
- 这可是窗户 - 我知道它是窗户 难道还是门吗？ - This is a window! - I know it's a window. It's this or the door.
你开玩笑吧 这里离地面有100英尺高啊 You must be joking! That's 100 feet down there.
拜托了 我不会太久的 Please! I won't be very long.
- 别这样 夏洛特 - 我不会耽搁太久的 - Come on, Charlotte! - I won't be long.
出租车大概还在楼下等着 他从来不会呆太长时间 He's probably got a taxi waiting. He never stays long.
你站在窗沿上 Just stand out on the ledge.
- 好了 快点 放心吧 很安全的 - 上帝啊 - Please, quickly. Don't worry. It's safe. - God.
- 在这儿等着就好了 - 天哪 - Now, just wait for me there. - Jesus.
我来了 亲爱的 Coming, darling.
走开 Get away.
那是谁？ Who is that?
我的天哪 My God!
快给消防队打电话 有个男人要跳楼了 Better call the fire department! There's a man about to jump off of that building!
- 出什么事了？ 我们去哪儿？ - 有人要自杀 - What's up, babe? Where we goin'? - Suicide.
不 别用梯子 会吓着他的 No! Not the ladder! It scares them.
你们一用梯子 他就会往下跳的 It makes them jump every time! Take it down!
把梯子收下来 放下来 Take it out of here, take it down!
好了 各位 请合作一点 Come on, people, a little cooperation here!
请大家合作一点 这里很危险 Let's have some cooperation. This is a dangerous area. We've got a man up there.
请大家合作 Come on, folks.
行了 各位 不要挤 Come on, folks. Give us a break.
借过 Excuse me.
我们已经到达现场 Roger, we got it!
- 你拍到他了吗？ - 拍到了 - You got him? - I got him.
别挤了 各位 Come on, people.
行了 准备好 马上进行直播 Okay, stand by. Fine, we have reached the network.
预备 Stand by. Counting down.
五 四 三 二 一 开始 Five-four-three-two-one. You're on.
早上好 我是五号频道新闻部的马文·卡斯伯格 Good morning. This is Marvin Kausberg, Channel 5 news.
嘿 那个人好像是爸爸 That looks a little like Daddy.
一个男人站在九楼的窗沿上 ... a man was seen on the ledge of a ninth-floor...
就是爸爸 It does!
目前还不知道这个人的身份 The identity of the man is not yet known.
警察和消防部救援队都到达了现场 这个人可能想自杀 The police have arrived and the fire department suicide team, plus a substantial crowd.
所有人都站在院子下等着 All of us waiting here, in the small courtyard below...
但是谁也不清楚他的动机 ... are very unclear as to what the man's motives are.
他看上去很放松 He appears relaxed.
他坐在窗台上 还抽着烟 In fact, he's seated on a small window sill, smoking a cigarette.
不过他用手挡着脸 But he looks disturbed by all the attention...
看起来是不愿意让众人注意他 ... as he hides his face and waves the crowd away.
现场的群众呼唤着 怂恿他往下跳 The police are trying to control the crowd...
警察正在试图控制局面 ... who are now calling for the man to jump.
可当下的问题是 The question being asked here today...
这个人想不想自杀呢？ 我们将持续为您报道现场的事态发展 ... is whether this man does or does not want to commit suicide.
泰迪 Teddy!
二 三 Two, three.
没关系的 It'll be all right!
我们会接着你 We'll catch you!
跳 Dive!
- 我的宝贝 - 好极了 太棒了 - Baby! - That's so good.
继续往前走 往前走 Yes!
我这是干什么呢？ What the hell am I doing?
我有一个很好的妻子 I have a wonderful wife!
跳 Jump!
我会因此毁了自己的一生 I could have thrown my whole life away.
为什么要这么做？ And for what?
就是为了一个女人？ A piece of ass.
那姑娘在干什么？ 想要拍更多的照片吗？ What's that girl doing? What is she doing, taking more pictures?
不 饶了我吧 No, give me a break!
她真是可爱啊 She is cute, though.
她的双腿真性感啊 Look at those legs!
够了 打住 别再胡思乱想了 Hey, come on, now, stop it. None of that stuff.
我犯了错误 我得接受教训 I made a mistake, I learned my lesson...
我再也不能干这种事了 ... and I will never do it again.